A completely hypothetical scenario.
You love your BFF, sometimes more than life itself. You’ve been friends a long time, best friends since 10th grade. You’re both 22 now.
Your BFF, lets call her Stacey*, used to have a boyfriend named Steve*. They met through a mutual friend, and at eighteen years old Stacey thought she was in love.
Their relationship ended. The How’s and Why’s aren’t so relevant for this story. She started dating some guy named Chuck*. You moved to Phoenix.
You fly back over Christmas break. You and Stacey go to see the latest Harry Potter movie, it’s your tradition to see them together. You arrive early, grab the best seats, and chat amiably in the near-empty theatre.
It’s there that Stacey talks to you about her last encounter with Steve. Steve had forced himself on Stacey. The word “rape” is never used, and in truth, you’ve been abused most of your life and there’s a bad man waiting for you back in Phoenix. You say “That’s horrible. I’m sorry.” Your expression says ‘disgusted’. But inside you’ve already numbed it. It doesn’t matter because they’re not together anymore. Like every other collapse that has ever occurred, you forget it. (“These are the things we have learned to do who live in troubled regions.” ) You crawl back to Phoenix where the weather in your desert and in your heart are both unpleasant.
You move back home. Chuck is out of the picture. Steve is back in. Something about him makes you edgy, but its always been that way, hasn’t it? It’s probably his jokes that involve you and him and sex. Or his joke about killing Stacey if she should ever leave him. Or that time he pulled into your drive while she was staying the night… It’s really just you being weird. You’re too mistrustful. This is why you don’t have more friends.
Stacey and Steve get engaged. You’re asked to be the maid of honor. You’re asked to make a toast at the reception. Stacey bought you a special necklace to wear. She made you a small bouquet. She shows off her scrapbook of designs for the invitations and decorations and you bask in her happiness and the surrealness of getting married.
Stacey and Steve’s engagement is marred by arguments and pregnancy scares (which make Steve happy, a child is a salve for the sting of ”Lets take a break”). The word “cheating” gets tossed around. Stacey thinks of breaking it off. Her parents tell her it’d be a mistake. She tells you she probably couldn’t do better anyway. She doesn’t want to be alone.
You console her, promise you’ll always be around to do that. You tell her what you’d do in her situation, but you can’t make decisions for her.
They quarrel on a daily basis. She cries a lot. You tell her to throw his shit out the door. By this time something in your dam of numbness is cracking. It’s probably all those books you’ve been reading on victims and traumatic stress disorder or those stupid Lifetime Original Movies. But it doesn’t matter, you don’t have to think, the wedding is canceled. Relief.
But Steve likes fast cars. He drives too fast. He races on city streets and highways. He’s always sinking money into his car and not into the have-a-wedding or get-a-house fund, that’s one of Stacey’s complaints. Steve gets into an accident. His injuries are minimal, nothing is broken. Except his car, which is totalled. The side your best friend would have been on had she been with him that day took the most damage. Smashed in. Ruined.
But none of this matters anymore to Stacey. The accident has shown her the way. They argue still, she cries sometimes still, but she doesn’t care. She gets a prescription for some pills to help her not care. She’s so in love. He’s so perfect. So right. The wedding is back on. She’s seen the light.
But so have you. You know. Your best friend is marrying a man who raped her.
If it’s okay with her, shouldn’t it be okay with you? Is leading them down aisle, smiling for their wedding photos, taking home your little bath salt or candle or match book with their names emblazoned on it the same as saying, “Yes, what he’s done to you is fine.” or swearing “Maybe it was a little bit bad, but he’ll certainly never hurt you again!”?
But what I really want to know is, what kind of toast do you write? And would this shirt make an appropriate gift, or should you just buy them a blender?
* All names have been changed to protect the innocent. If there are any. There are not. Because this all hypothetical, remember? I mean, something this fucked up has to be, right?

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April 9, 2008 at 12:46 pm
ciaomiao
You knew I wouldn’t be able to help myself, so here goes:
1) For use of the name Steve – 20pts.*
2) Otakon! I forgot. I’m sorry. I’m a shitty friend. If you want to go, I will go with you (provided we find a hotel I can afford~).
3) Blenders are good gifts! (because. margaritas.)
As to writing, if you choose to do so, perhaps something about hoping it all goes right. You know, something optimistic to strangers and revealing to your friend.
*Points mean nothing.
April 10, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Aya
2) I don’t necessarily want to go to Otakon, but I want to go somewhere and do something. At this point, Otakon is my only option. (We’ve had room booked since last year. We got a special con rate, but I can’t remember what that was.)
If Stacey were my best friend (which she is not. because she is fictional.) I would have talked to her on Monday in her car, on the way to see the little blue house she and Steve are trying to buy, and the conversation would have went something like:
AYA: I’m sorry, I cannot be your maid of honor. ::explains why Steve is a douche and should be shanked many many times over:: And I hope you don’t hate me, but I need to say, just once for the record, “I think you’re making a mistake.”
STACEY: It’s okay, I understand. I’m not mad. It’s good that you’re standing up for what you believe.
AYA: Stacey, I’m standing up for you. I’m standing up for the thinking that you deserve better.
So Stacey is not mad, not now anyway. But if she asks Lily* to be her maid of honor, I already know she’s going to say No (for the same reasons I did) and that might hurt her… And I should probably avoid Steve whenever possible from here on.
*name changed to protect the innocent, as if there are any.
April 12, 2008 at 9:36 pm
ciaomiao
Well it sounds like you answered the hypothetical the best way you could have. I hope, if this ever actually happens, that it all ends well for the both of you.
And yeah, as a general rule…Steves are to be avoided.
Let’s go to Otakon!